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The previous match
(From Cafeteria, Mr. Cheese goes near Weapons.)
MR. CHEESE
Huh, this place feels different today. It seems...animated. (opens the Clear Asteroids task) Oh well, time to do my tasks like a good boy should! Pew, pew, blammo! Take that, Mr. Egg! (closes task interface once he has blasted six asteroids)
THEGENTLEMAN
(comes out of the vent) No, fiddle sticks!
MR. CHEESE
Huh? What the-? (approaches TheGentleman) Did you just pop out of that vent, Gentleman?
THEGENTLEMAN
G-greetings, Mr. Cheese! And uh, yes...Yes I did, but it's not what you think, for you see the game has been updated so that anyone can travel through the vents freely. Watch this. Look at me! I'm having so much fun as a crewmate! (pops in and out of the vent)
MR. CHEESE
(while TheGentleman pops in and out) Wow! That does look like fun! Hey, wait a minute. (TheGentleman stops) This isn't some ruse while waiting for your kill cooldown dance, right?
THEGENTLEMAN
No? (the kill button is shown with the cooldown at six seconds and he says the 'o' sound continuously until the cooldown ends) Hard feelings, Mr. Cheese.
(TheGentleman kills Mr. Cheese and the Defeat screen is shown.)
New playmates
MR. CHEESE
(respawns in the left side of the lobby and goes to the other side) Getting stabbed by my bestie. Just another typical day in the life of Mr. Cheese. Yeah, hehe! That's the name of the video.
PLAYER
(enters the lobby) Oh hey, Mr. Cheese. Just us two here, huh?
MR. CHEESE
Yeah. I wanted Cheddar to play too, but I think the star power's gone from his head a little. He said he's too famous now to appear on some low-budget machinima.
PLAYER
Um, what?
MR. CHEESE
Yeah, nothing.
(Captain enters the lobby. An audience cheer sound effect in the background is heard.)
CAPTAIN
Ahoy, muchahos!
PLAYER
(to Captain) Where'd that noise come from?
CAPTAIN
I didn't hear anything.
PLAYER
Wait. Captain, how are you here anyway? If I got banished to the cheaters lobby just for being on the same team as some cheaters, surely, you should be too for nearly starting a zombie apocalypse.
CAPTAIN
Oh...funny thing that I've been the whole shebang on Mr. Egg.
PLAYER
What? That's pretty messed up, Captain.
MR. CHEESE
Makes perfect sense to me. High five, Captain!
CAPTAIN
Oh yeah!
MR. CHEESE
What if we sort of...what if we...this is- to a high five- Um. Okay, that's it. That's go.
CAPTAIN
But uh...uh...how do we? Uh...y-yeah, but...but what if- um- no...thi- T-there we go. There we go.
PLAYER
You guys are weird. (audience laughing in the background) Seriously? None of you guys hear that?
A foolish move
(The next game starts. We see Veteran's point of view as he is chosen to be An Impostor. He is seen running from Office, searching for someone.)
VETERAN
(is in Admin) Alright, Veteran. You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow. (enters the Decontamination room from Admin) This opportunity comes...well...a lot, actually. I play this game too much. (the other door connecting to the long hallway to Specimen Room opens and he continues)
(Player is in Specimen Room with PoopyFarts96.)
PLAYER
Okay, PoopyFarts. Now, what I want you to do is stand right there and try not to move, okay?
POOPYFARTS96
*fart sound*
PLAYER
Haha. Don't worry, this plan is foolproof. (stands over PoopyFarts96 but a bit of his side is uncovered) Now I'm just gonna stand over you like this, and bam! The impostor don't know what's coming! I mean, unless you're the impostor.
POOPYFARTS96
*fart sound*
VETERAN
(in the background) Huh? I think I heard some farting over here. Unless that was just me. Well, I better go check.
PLAYER
Shh, shh! Someone's coming.
VETERAN
(enters) Hello? Is anyone in here? Oh hey, PoopyFarts. You uh, you here alone?
POOPYFARTS96
*fart sound*
VETERAN
Cool. (kills PoopyFarts96)
VETERAN
Oh, wha? Uh-uh...
PLAYER
Aha! I was sussing you the whole game, Veteran! And now I caught you red-handed.
VETERAN
Wait, what just happened?
MR. CHEESE
(enters too) Veteran, you killed PoopyFarts? Dude, unchill.
(Mr. Cheese reports PoopyFarts96's body.)
PLAYER
It's over, Veteran. Mr. Cheese and I bot caught you red-handed.
VETERAN
Yeah, you said that earlier. But the fact of the matter is I have yellow hands.
MR. CHEESE
(gasp) Is th- Is that true?
VETERAN
Yep. So- uh- it obviously wasn't me, bro.
PLAYER
Mr. Cheese, he's lying! He killed him right infront of us, remember?
VETERAN
Oh yeah? Well, how do we know it wasn't you killed infront of me, huh? In fact...yep. Would you look at that--red hands.
PLAYER
What the? The noises are in here too?
VETERAN
You hear that, Mr. Cheese? He's hearing voices in his head. Who knows who they're gonna tell him to kill next!
MR. CHEESE
Player, that does seem awfully suspicious.
PLAYER
Wait, no. Mr. Cheese, you're not seriously going to take his word over mine, are you? Come on. Just vote him out and we can get this dub!
MR. CHEESE
Hmm...
PLAYER
Oh come on!
MR. CHEESE
Wow. That was a really fun game! Hey guys! My name Mr. Cheese!
PLAYER
Yeah. We know, Mr. Cheese. Um...yeah. So Captain, like I was saying...
MR. CHEESE
(laughs) that was a fun game! Am I right, guys?
PLAYER
Well, that's the thing. Mr. Cheese, I'm not really sure how to say this, but-
CAPTAIN
...you're kind of cramping up our style, brochacho.
MR. CHEESE
Huh? Whatever do you mean, Captain?
CAPTAIN
I said what I said, and I'll say it again. Lately you've been throwing all our crew games acting like a third impostor. It's annoying.
MR. CHEESE
Oh...uh...I'm sorry, guys. I promise I'll try really hard next time.
CAPTAIN
That's what they all say, Mr. Cheese. At least Player tries to win.
PLAYER
Hey! Well, I guess that's fair. Sorry, Mr. Cheese. But I really want to win for once and you keep sabotaging that.
MR. CHEESE
B-but guys? I said I'm sorry! Guys?
No one suspects Mr. Cheese
MR. CHEESE
Hmm. No dead body here.
VETERAN
Psst. Mr. Cheese! Mr. Cheese!
MR. CHEESE
Huh? Who said that?
VETERAN
Up here.
MR. CHEESE
What? Veteran, is that you?
VETERAN
Shh! Bro. You're gonna give away my hiding spot, dude.
MR. CHEESE
Oh, sorry. What are you doing up there?
VETERAN
What do you think? I'm hiding from the impostors, bro.
MR. CHEESE
Hide and seek? That sounds fun. Can I join?
VETERAN
Okay bro, but no offense, but lately you've been acting like a third impostor. Don't get me wrong, I loved it last round. But now that I'm a crewmate, you gotta scram.
MR. CHEESE
If that's how you felt, then why'd you even call me over here?
VETERAN
Shut up. No logical out. Only adventures.
MR. CHEESE
Yo, I get it.
CAPTAIN
Hey, Mr. Cheese! How's it going, good buddy?
MR. CHEESE
Hey, Captain. I thought you didn't want anything to do with me; and to leave you and Player alone.
CAPTAIN
(laughs) Did I say that? I was just joking! Now uh, you seen anybody around here recently?
MR. CHEESE
Uh...I...um...
VETERAN
Yo bro, you better not rat me out. Like, I'm not even kidding.
CAPTAIN
Eheh-heh. Hold that thought, Mr. Cheese.
CAPTAIN
Ah, Veteran!
VETERAN
No! Wait! What are you?!-
CAPTAIN
I found the body on Top Reactor. I need locations from everyone!
GNOME
I was outside with Engie making snow angels! They were so beautiful.
ENGINEER
Not as beautiful as you, babe.
PLAYER
Okay, that's jsut getting annoying at this point.
CAPTAIN
I agree. Gnome, Engineer, stop rubbing your undying love in Player's face. He recently and very publicly got dumped!
MR. CHEESE
Guys! None of this matters. It was Captain. He did a self-report!
CAPTAIN
What? What are you talking about, Mr. Cheese? We were together this entire time, you silly billy you! I for one think it's PoopyFarts.
CAPTAIN
He confessed! Get him!
MR. CHEESE
Wait, guys! Ugh, jeez Louise.
PLAYER
Wait. So it wasn't PoopyFarts? That means it must've been Captain!
MR. CHEESE
I tried to tell you guy, but I was drowned out by all that loving dummy crap!
GNOME
Are you going to let him talk to us like that, Engie?
ENGIE
well, statistically speaking Mr. Cheese, I'm gonna kick your butt! Ugh, I wish I was the impostor so I can protect your honor, babe.
GNOME
That's okay, at least you tried.
PLAYER
so it looks like it's not Engineer...
GNOME
...or me! Lime I said, I was with him this whole time!
PLAYER
That just leaves you, Captain. Any last words?
CAPTAIN
Yeah. Adios, muchachos! (laughs to himself) My work here is done.
PLAYER
Huh. Guess it was Captain after all, then. I feel bad for Mr. Cheese. I should go find him and apologize.
(Player finds Mr. Cheese standing on Gnome's body.)
PLAYER
Huh? Mr. Cheese?
MR. CHEESE
Yo. What's up, Player? Gnome and I were just having a nice conversation together.
PLAYER
(runs away from mr. Cheese) No! G-get away from me!
MR. CHEESE
(goes in the vent in the Laboratory bathroom) Player, come out!
PLAYER
(still running in Specimen Room) I can't believe it was him. It was him. It was Mr. Cheese all along!
MR. CHEESE
(comes out in the Admin vent) Player...
PLAYER
Ah! No, please! (stops running) I can't believe it. You're the impostor?
MR. CHEESE
That's the problem. No one believes me, Player. No one ever believes Mr. Cheese.
PLAYER
That's because you're always making random calls. We never know when to believe you.
MR. CHEESE
That was all part of the plan, Player. No one suspects poor old Mr. Cheese.
(Mr. Cheese kills Player.)
