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This was and should be pretty clear on this wiki, we don't want or need hate. First of all, stop the hate (especially on FNFL). Most of the people in this wiki don't like FNFL, but enough is enough. We get people have opinions but don't take them too far; respect others. Try to make this wiki more positive and simply move past FNF (wasting time by ranting on it at least).

We also want to make it clear that insulting is never okay. It doesn't matter who you are doing it to or even talk about them. Don't be a violator to combat violators. Don't feed the trolls or give them attention (that's what they want). And don't think yours actions outside this wiki won't affect you inside this wiki.

We want a safe and fun place; it's wiser to move past the past. You are responsible for your actions. Furthermore, being engaged and condoning anything like communities, wikis, or actions built on hate (such as AUL Adventures itself or vandalizing the Paw Patrol Wiki) will not be tolerated.

Make sure to read our Wiki Policies carefully, especially if you haven't. Have a great day!


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(Captain flicking through cameras)

Captain: Boring! Nothing to see there. Never liked that guy anyways. This game just isn’t the same anymore! I need some guidance…and I know just where to get it.

Buzz Aldrin: Hello, who is this?

Captain: Greetings, Buzz Neilstrong! It is I, Captain!

Buzz Aldrin: Not this guy again! I told you that’s not my name!

Captain: Sorry Mr. Lightyear, I must have been confusing you with some other lesser astronaut, the kind that doesn’t get out of the lander first.

Buzz Aldrin: (frustrated sigh) How do you get this number?!

Captain: I have my ways… (glances at phone book)

Buzz Aldrin: What do you want this time?

Captain: Sir, I made the mother of all oopsies, and well, I have a problem.

Buzz Aldrin: Good Lord, just get on with it kid!

Captain: Well you see, I have this friend, we'll call him Player, because that’s his name. Player and I are tight, like sardines in a tuna can, or peas on the cob. Only thing is, he doesn’t really show it, going so far as to pretend to forget my real name.

Buzz Aldrin: Aha.

Captain: So I got a little mad and created this zombie virus to teach him a lesson right, yada yada, I ended up in some lava, but as I burned alive listening to the faint sound of skin sizzling like bacon over the molten flames, I heard him call me his bestie, despite everything I had done, and well, I just felt awful. I don’t know how to make it up to him Mr. Musk!

Buzz Aldrin: This all happened in some computer game right?

Captain: Indeed it did, sir.

Buzz Aldrin: Look, I don’t have time for this. Just do something nice for him, alright? But most importantly, NEVER CALL THUS NUMBER AGAIN!

Captain: Buzzstrong? Buzzstrong? Must have lost connection. I’ll just try calling him again.

Mr. Cheese: Cheese louise, Captain, take a hint. He's just not into you. Unlike this knife.

[Mr. Cheese kills Captain, Veteran and Mr. Cheese take the victory)]

Player: I've got a bad feeling about this.

The Gentleman: Hmm? About what, Mr. Player?

Player: My sister is visiting from college and she want to play with us-

Mother: Ohohoho, how fun! Nothing's better than playing a wholesome game like among us with family. Isn’t that right, Franklin?

Franklin: I relish in the pain of others!

Player: Right…the problem is I can’t play today because I have karate class!

The Gentleman: That won’t be a problem. We could watch after the lass, and if I’m being honest I think we will all enjoy a break from your particular “affliction”.

Player: Huh? What’s that supposed to mean?

Mother: Well dear, it’s just that when we play with you it’s kind of obvious at this point what will happen; We’re either on the opposite team and win, or, wel-well the point is-

Franklin: You suck! (laughs)

Mother: Language, Franklin! Sorry, he just blurts out the cold hard truth sometimes without thinking.

Player: Wow. [Leaves the game]

Mother: Oh, this is exiting isn’t it?! Just think that the next person who sits in that chair will be Player’s-


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