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[Flashback: A creaking sound is heard as one locker in front of Player unlocks. He opens the locker to see TheGentleman's visorless corpse. Player gasps. Novisor's chant grow louder. The No-Visors come closer to Player from each side.]
[In The Airship, Vault. Player is surrounded by branches of red lightning. He comes out from the Romanian Ruby and gets thrown to the ground.]
PLAYER
(shocked) Oh...oh! Oh- wh- what? Where are the No-Visors? Where am I? Is this the Airship?
VETERAN
(he looks at Player) Of course it is! Now come on man, help me dress up these mannequins.
[Veteran dresses a mannequin with a golden top hat, a pair of red triangular sunglasses, and a winter coat.]
VETERAN
Does this all go together?
PLAYER
Not even slightly. But, I'm confused. Are we in the middle of a game right now? I could've sworn I was just in MIRA about to be attacked by Novisor!
VETERAN
MIRA? We haven't played there since the new map came out! You're trippin, dawg.
PLAYER
But you were there too! We saw Ria getting attacked and you voted yourself out!
VETERAN
Bro, you're talking nonsense. Everything is gucci.
PLAYER
I just- (breathes out) Okay.
VETERAN
So you have any tasks in here or what?
PLAYER
(he looks at the ruby) I guess I have to polish this big ruby over here.
VETERAN
Well, go do that dude. We actually don't have many tasks left before the crewmates win.
[Player rubs random parts of the ruby with a piece of white cloth. A reflection of him as a No-Visor suddenly appears with his final wipe.]
PLAYER
(placing his hands over face, crying) No! Novisor, no!
[Player peeks at the ruby.]
PLAYER
Huh?
[Player sees that his reflection is in the normal.]
PLAYER
What? But...
VETERAN
Bro, I hate manual labor as much as the next guy, but it's nothing to scream about.
PLAYER
Sorry, I guess I'm just a bit jumpy today.
VETERAN
It's all good, bromigo. Let's head on down to the Armory. I gotta go put away the rifles.
PLAYER
Sure, lead the way.
[Player and Veteran leave Armory. Behind them, a reflection of Novisor appears in the ruby.]
NOVISOR
(in a muffled voice) Release their souls...
[Player and Veteran passes by Brig.]
MR. CHEESE
(inside a cell) Help me!
PLAYER
Mr. Cheese?
MR. CHEESE
Hurry, Player. Only you can break the curse of Novisor!
PLAYER
Veteran, get over here! It's Mr.Cheese!
MR. CHEESE
Perform a ritual, Player. (in a quick voice) Oh, I'm fading away!
PLAYER
What ritual? Mr. Cheese? Mr. Cheese?!
[Mr. Cheese disappears just as Veteran approaches Player.]
VETERAN
What's this about Mr. Cheese?
PLAYER
He was...he was right in here.
[No one is inside the cell.]
VETERAN
I don't see anything. Now, don't take this the wrong way, but I think it might be best if we split up for a while. I don't really want to be hanging out with a crazy person, you know?
PLAYER
I know what I saw, Veteran!
VETERAN
I'm sure you do. Anyways, those guns ain't gonna organize themselves. [walks away]
PLAYER
I gotta figure out what ritual Mr. Cheese was talking about...and I know just where to look.
[Veteran passes Engine Room, then reaches Armory.]
VETERAN
Finally, here we are.
VETERAN
Ooh! Look at these bad boys! They should really consider (he places his hands on the table with two assault rifles on it) letting us crewmates carry these around to defend ourselves.
[Veteran picks up a rifle and plays with it.]
VETERAN
Looks like this impostor is having lead for breakfast! Pew pew! Bang bang!
STONER
Hey, bro!
[Veteran accidentally shoots Stoner multiple times.]
STONER
Why bro? Why? (he moans and collapses)
VETERAN
Oh dang. Was that you, Stoner? My bad.
[Stoner's body floats up and regenerates. He begins transforming.]
VETERAN
Uh, Stoner? You okay, buddy?
STONER
No-Visor, No-Visor...
VETERAN
Ah, no no no, not good.
STONER
...we will make you one of us!
[Stoner's body turns into a No-Visor.]
VETERAN
Ah!
[Veteran leans onto a wall, but Stoner appears behind, passing through it, and poises his hands over him.]
[Captain is taking a shower.]
CAPTAIN
Man, cleaning those toilets was disgusting! PoopyFarts really did a number on them! It feels so nice to get all squeaky clean again.
Getting clean in the shower, all day long
Getting clean in the shower, while I sing this song
[A shadow of An Impostor comes out and raises its knife.]
Gotta use fancy soaps, because it makes me smell good
Gotta use fancy soaps, like a crewmate should!
[The impostor opens the shower curtain and tries to kill Captain by stabbing. It misses and stabs the part of the wall next to him. The impostor leaves Showers after seeing Captain lifeless.]
[In Records.]
PLAYER
Okay, so Mr. Cheese said something about a ritual. If I'm gonna find information anywhere, it's gonna be here in Records.
PLAYER
Hmm. Where do I begin?
MR. EGG (O.S.)
Player!
PLAYER
(he turns behind him) Huh?
MR. EGG (O.S.)
Player...
[A drawer behind Player rattles.]
PLAYER
Who goes there?
MR. EGG (O.S.)
Release me!
[Player opens the drawer to see Mr. Egg inside.]
PLAYER
Mr...Egg?
[Mr. Egg is in the same state as Mr. Cheese.]
MR. EGG
Player, promise me, you will defeat Novisor! You're the only one that can stop him now...
PLAYER
I promise, Mr. Egg. (he grabs Mr. Egg's hand) But I don't know what to do.
MR. EGG
You must perform... a seance.
PLAYER
A seance? (he drops Mr. Egg's hand in surprise) You want me to communicate with Novisor?
MR. EGG
You must. It's the only way...to make things right. Look to the books.
[Mr. Egg points his hand ahead of him. Player turns around to look at an ancient book, entitled "Necrewmatecon".]
PLAYER
That one right there?
[Player turns back to find that Mr. Egg had disappeared.]
PLAYER
Mr. Egg? Mr. Egg?!
The seance[]
[Wizard reports Captain's body.]
WIZARD
(whimpering) No, no!
PLAYER
Wizard, what's wrong? What did you see?
WIZARD
Oh, it was horrible, Player! Somebody has been offering all the crewmates one-by-one!
PLAYER
I know. It's Novisor. He's here to get his revenge on me for escaping.
WIZARD
Captain's body was stabbed, Player. Repeatedly. I don't think it was a ghost.
PLAYER
Wait, so there's a second killer on the loose?
[TheGentleman appears at Player's right.]
THEGENTLEMAN (V.O.)
A cultist of Novisor.
PLAYER
Huh?
[TheGentleman disappears. Ria appears at Player's left.]
RIA (V.O.)
The dark one committed to bringing Novisor back to corporeal form.
[Player turns to her direction, confused. Ria disappears.]
PLAYER
Who said that?
WIZARD
Who said what?
PLAYER
You didn't hear those voices?
WIZARD
No. Now start making some sense. You're trying to scare PoopyFarts.
POOPYFARTS96
(farts)
PLAYER
Listen. I know this sounds crazy, but I got this book. It's supposed to lead me through a seance that will help me to communicate with Novisor and break the curse, expelling him from the game forever.
WIZARD
You know what? I believe you, Player. I'm gonna skip this vote and perform the seance with you.
[Wizard, Player, and PoopyFarts96 have voted.]
PLAYER
Great. Let's take a look.
[Player places the Necrewmatecon on the table and opens its pages.]
PLAYER
Um, can anybody read this?
POOPYFARTS96
(farts)
PLAYER
PoopyFarts, I don't think you can-
[The candles flare as everything starts flying around the room. PoopyFarts96 raises his hands up and shakes. Wizard and Player are sitting on the floor while hugging each other, with tears on Wizard's visor.]
PLAYER
Wh-what's happening?!
WIZARD
I don't know!
[Streaks of red lightning appear. Novisor appears.]
PLAYER
Oh my god, it's Novisor!
[Novisor morphs into a corporeal form, with the feet shackled. He lands on the meeting table. PoopyFarts96 hands over the Red Knife to Novisor.]
NOVISOR
(in a deeper voice) You have done well, my servant.
WIZARD
PoopyFarts was working with Novisor?!
PLAYER
No...
POOPYFARTS96
(farts)
[Novisor grabs the Red Knife and slices PoopyFarts96 in half. The head of PoopyFarts96 lands in front of Player and Wizard.]
PLAYER
PoopyFarts!
PLAYER
Run for it!
[Novisor turns to Player and Wizard. The two rushes to the door. The door closes trapping Wizard inside, and Novisor pounces on him. Player runs to the telephone booth.]
PLAYER
No! I don't have much time left!
[Player dials the number 25837 on the telephone.]
PLAYER
Come on, come on, come on, pick up!
[Novisor tries to open the door. Ninja answers and talks through the phone.]
NINJA
Yeah, dostano? (Yeah, what's the matter?)
PLAYER
Ninja! You gotta save me from Novisor! You're the only crewmate skilled enough to defeat him!
NINJA
Anata ha nani ni tsuite hanashite imasuka? (What are you talking about, sir?)
[Novisor pries open the door and rushes to Player.]