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Ah, hello there. What? You've never seen a talking blue guy with random lights on his head before? We're pretty common here at the North Polus, right across the street from Santa's workshop. But while his elves are happy and healthy, busy building toys for all the good boys and girls out there ahead of Christmas Eve, I hope you are having a wonderful season too. This time of year can truly be magical when it's filled with hope and cheer, but it's not all caroling and sleigh bells. If I live to be 100, I will never forget how Player saved Christmas. Even in Among Us, a game full of lying, backstabbing and death, there can be happy endings. You don't believe me? Well then let me tell you my favorite Among Us Christmas story of all. The game started out like any other, with Player spawning right into the Dropship.
Oh, hey Angel, merry Christmas, long time no see.
Angel? Dude, it's me, Veteran
Oh, sorry. You look exactly like someone who used to play with us in this lobby.
Well, I'm not. I just thought I would switch it up and spread a little holiday cheer. I might even sing Jingle Bells later.
Veteran, I've heard you sing before, please don't.
Merry Christmas Player. Oh, hey Angel, long time no see.
Oh my god, it's not Angel, it's me, Veteran.
Wow, you look exactly like someone that used to play with us in this lobby.
That's what I said.
Ugh.
Man, I cannot wait for you to open the present I bought for you.
Oh, you uh, bought a present for me? I hope it wasn't too much money.
It was an exorbitant amount of money. Nothing but the best for my bestie. I'm in financial ruin, but seeing the look on your face when you tear away that wrapping paper will make it all worth it. Metaphorically of course, physically speaking, I will be in debt for a long, long time, because of the lenghts I went to make you happy.
Oh, well, um, you're gonna love what I got you too.
Wait, you got Captain a present after all? I thought you said you weren't gonna get him anything. And why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?
Player?
Don't worry about him Captain, I definitely got you something, it's awesome, you're gonna love it.
Oh, good! Not getting something from you would destroy my holiday spirit now and forever. I would never fully recover from that kind of betrayal. By the way, love the candy cane horns.
Thanks, your snowman looks pretty sweet too.
Player was right, Captain's snowman did look pretty sweet, but what happened next, was not.
Oh my god, G-Gentleman, Gentleman, look! Somebody made a snowman.
Bah, humbug. I don't have time for this tomfoolery, Mr. Cheese.
Ya-pa-pap. It's Mr. Tree now.
Whatever, come along now, I need to get my tasks done.
B-but TheGentleman, it's Christmas Eve, can you just take one night off and stay with me? Here, look. See? Maybe now the snowman can come to life.
Bah, humbug. I've had enough of this nonsense. Good day, Mr. Tree.
Oh, boo-hoo, I guess I'll just be all alone on Christmas Eve then. Poor Mr. Tree. Oh gosh, no way!
Happy Birthday! Wait, hang on a second. Where am I? This isn't a birthday party.
Oh my god, it's a Christmas miracle, you're alive! TheGentleman's hat must have been magic. So, uh, what's your name?
For legal purposes, let's just call me Freezy, Freezy the snowperson.
So what should we do, Freezy the snowperson? Maybe we could sing a musical number. O-or have a snowball fight. Oh, maybe we could go down to the railroad station and have a great adventure to the North Polus!
I was thinking I could just murder you.
Wait what?
Yep, Freezy had been unleashed, and he was now out for blood. Years of cold suffering made him violent and angry. The magic within TheGentleman's hat fueled the rage inside him, and he would stop at nothing to get his ultimate victory, which leads us to our other villain of our story. Now, every crewmate in Polus liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Polus, did not. Maybe she was cold, mad that she lost her defroster, or maybe it's because secretly she was an impostor.
I hate those crewmates with all of their tasks, I hate all their skins, their pets and their hats. But out of all I think my most hated thing, is how GameTunes music they sing and they sing. Link is down in the description by the way!
At that moment the Grinch came up with a plan, to kill every crewmate, woman or man. So she sledded down the mountain, one hand holding a knife, heading to Polus, to take every last crewmate's life.
Bah, humbug. That wretched Mr. Tree and his childish ways, tasks must be done, regardless of what day it is.
Have you learned nothing, TheGentleman? Or should I call you Ebenezer?
How did you know my first name? Who are you?
Oh, it's me, Mother. Although technically I'm the ghost of Christmas past now, don't you know? See, I'm here to show you your childhood, explaining why you became such a scrooge.
Fine then, let's get this over with.
Keep up the good work, lad. Remember, it's all about tasks, rebooting the Wi-Fi, taking out the garbage, fueling the rockets and so forth. Do not allow yourself to be tricked into spending time with loved ones, that's stupid. Only work is cool.
Yes sir. You know, when I grow up, I'm going to be just like you, but I'm going to have 2 top hats.
Well that would just be ridiculous.
Aw, look at you poor thing. You never stood a chance.
At being a good person?
At having a tasteful fashion sense. Although the being a good person thing is true too, obviously.
Where am I now?
This is the home of Captain.
Mr. Egg?
No, I'm the ghost of Mr. Present. Hahahaha! Get it? Cause the present on my-
I got it!
Look at him, he´s got absolutely nothing. He's been in abject poverty since he spend so much money on Player's gift. It's a new PS5, I'm super jealous actually.
Well, that just seems like poor financial planning.
Uh, I thought you might say that.
No, this can't be. Is this really my future? I repent for my wicked ways, I will not be a scrooge any longer, I now realize the true meaning of Christmas. I don't want to be buried here on Polus, with no one to attend my funeral.
Your funeral?
Yeah, who said it was yours? This is where the three of us are buried.
Oh wait, you guys are really dead?
Yeah, there's a killer snowman on the loose.
*farts*
PoopyFarts? Is that you under the mask?
Yeah, that's PoopyFarts. Though now he goes by the ghost of PoopyFuture. He says he got killed by a Grinch impostor, same as me!
I've got to warn the others! Everyone listen up, there´s a killer snowman on the loose, and he's working with grinch.
No he's not, I did all my murders completely independently of him. I mean, uh, I'm innocent!
Player, I promise you. If we vote out those two, we will win, you will win. I know how important that is to you. It would be a Christmas miracle.
TheGentleman, with all due respect, Christmas is about more than winning. It's about doing what's right and being a good friend. Captain, you've always been so kind to me, and rumor has it you bought me a brand new PS5.
Veteran! I told you that in confidence!
Sorry dude, it just slipped.
The point is, after an amazing gift like that, I feel bad because I haven't gotten you anything. I haven't been a good friend, until now. Everyone's talking about a killer snowman, which is clearly you because you have that snowman on your head.
Wait, Player, I'm not the-
You didn't let me finish. So even though I want to win this game more than anything in the world, I want to make my friend happy even more. I'm gonna leave game, make your life even easier, you'll be one step closer to that impostor victory, and that, is my gift to you. Merry Christmas Captain.
But Player, I'm really not the-
You know what? I should probably log off too, I need to stretch the old windpipes before my big musical bit.
NOOOOOOOOOO!
And that's how Player saved Christmas. What? Not the happy ending you were expecting? Or maybe that's because you didn't realize wich team I was on. Player really sucks at this game, doesn't he?
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open sleigh
Nailed it!
