(The video begins with the airship flying)
(Inside the airship)
Prepair the hyper thrusters!
Aye Aye, Captain, after all, we are best friends forever, we're the kind of close companions that even know each other's first names.
Captain, there's an incoming transmission.
Put it on the screen.
We meet again Captain, My name Mr. Cheese, I suggest you to quit now before I'm forced to do something rather rash. Oh, watch out.
Mr. Cheese, you traitor scum, I knew you would be behind this.
Sir! Imposter airships decloaking on the starboard side!
I have you surrounded Captain, oh oh, you're in trouble now.
You and what army? You've made the fatal flaw of ousting yourself Mr. Cheese, now all the crewmates on my ship will stand united.
*evil laugh* Who said all the people on your ship are crewmates?
Huh? *Turns to look to the sides*
(Everyone is dead)
Well that's not what you want to see.
You've done well, P-Player.
Say goodbye, Captain.
No! Player, how could you?
It was actually very easy, I'm the best imposter in this entire federation, I mean, this lobby.
Fine, do your worst.
Your hat is stupid, and I never enjoyed our friendship.
*Player stabs Captain*
Player! Player! Player! Player!
*We change to reality*
*A sponsor appears*
Oh, hey Mr. Cheese, sorry, I was looking up at the airship and I must have started daydreaming.
Oh, don't worry Player, I understand, it's a beautiful ship, isn't it?
Yeah, it's really something, they say it's going to have ladders, and new mechanics, and all sorts of cool stuff.
It’ll come out real soon I'm sure, and who knows, maybe then you can win your first match, you big dork. *chuckles*
What makes you think I won't win this match? ... Wait...
*Mr. Cheese pulls out a knife and kills Player*
*The defeat screen appears*
Hey dude, why the long fa-?
Save it Veteran, I don't want to be distracted. I'm gonna win this next game, no matter what it takes.
Player, it's not about winning the game, it's about coming together as crewmates, doing our tasks and making something that's bigger than ourselves. Enjoying the fellow camaraderie with those around you. If you think about it, the real victory is the friends we make along the way.
Wow, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said Veteran, which is actually saying something since you're a total dumb dork moron.
Wow bro, I was just trying to-
Trying to what? Explain why you're such a massive ding dong all the time? Here's a thought, maybe it's 'cause you both are such losers, and hanging out together has made your loserness even greater than the sum of your losery parts combined!
Hey, back off Mr. Cheese.
Yeah, you've turned into a real jerk ever since you started winning all the time.
Sorry dweebs, I call em like I sees em and what I see is two losers. Later lame boys.
*put glasses on* I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. *drives motorcycle offscreen*
*cough* Oh my god dude, *cough* Mr. Cheese sucks now.
*cough* Yeah, but he's right you know. He’s clearly better at Among Us than we are, and it's not like we know anyone good enough to carry us.
Well actually, there is someone.
Wait, you don't mean...
No! It's too risky.
You want to win, don't you?
More than anything. You’re right, make the call.
[Veteran calling Ninja on Discord]
Hey dude long time no chat, you uh, want to play some Among Us?
(in Japanese) Yes I will join immediately.
[Player and Ninja are impostors]
So, were you lucky enough to get paired up with Ninja?
Veteran, I can't tell you that.
That's a yes, it's okay though I can see how important it is for you to win a game. I understand how tantalizing the sweet sweet taste of victory is, I won't out you to the other players just uh, do me a favor and have me voted out, even if I'm not gonna win I still don't want to be sliced in half, you know?
Oh yeah totally, I'm sure I can explain the situation to Ninja and you won't have to die.
[Ninja walks behind Veteran to attack]
Well, good luck out there compadre, and most importantly always remember to-
[Ninja slices Veteran in half]
(in Japanese) I find joy in our victory but not in your friend.
Oh, hey Ninja.
[Ninja kills everyone while Player watches]
Man Ninja, you're unstoppable. How are you so good at this game?
(in Japanese) It's not that difficult, just don’t suck at the game.
And you don't speak any English?
(in Japanese) Why do I have to speak English? Why can’t you learn Japanese?
All right then, keep your secrets.
Oh my heavens! So it was you two the whole time.
Dude, I totally knew that.
You're too late Mr. Cheese, it's just us four and Captain left. And Captain loves me so he’ll definitely vote on our side.
Oh we'll see about that big boy.
Yeah, we will see.
Oh you don't think we're gonna see.
Oh I know we're gonna see.
There's really only one thing left to do.
And what's that now?
[Dead body reported]
Hey gang, what's all the hubbub?
Vote out Player, Captain! He’s a murderer!
Now those are pretty serious accusations to be throwing around, Mr. Cheese.
Serious accusations indeed and seriously correct as well, Mr. Cheese and I caught them both red-handed in the laboratory.
Nuh-uh! He’s lying!
Hmm strong defense, Player. TheGentleman, your rebuttal?
Player and Ninja are working together, Ninja knows that you consider yourself to be a friend with Player and is counting on you siding with him in this vote.
Wait wait wait, what do you mean consider yourself to be a friend with Player, me and Player are best friends.
Absolutely, Player and Captain, best friends forever.
Yeah, we sure are. Time to take out the trash.
So, which one are we voting out?
(in Japanese) Let's vote for the Cheese. He is the biggest threat and the only player in this lobby to match my ninja skills.
Player, did you get any of that?
I think I heard Mr. Cheese in there somewhere.
Good enough for me. *takes out notebook and pencil*
Say his name Player.
If you and Captain are best friends, you probably know each other's real names, right?
Uh, I don't have to prove anything to you.
Say my name, Player.
[Player was ejected]
Can 2020 finally just be over already?
[Ending Credits and music]