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[Shh intro]

[Player is a crewmate with 100 players, there are 10 impostors Among Us]

Player2.png What the? This can't be right!

[Emergency Meeting]

Player2.png Okay, can anyone tell me what's going on here?

Pro.png Well, uh, you see...

[98 players are talking]

Player2.png Oh my god! My ears, my ears! Uhh, make it stop!

[Player vote himself out]

Player2.png Oh, thank god.

[Player went back to cheater lobby]

Player2.png It's not fair. I finally won a match and just because I cheated a tiny little bit, I'm stuck in this cheater's lobby forever? I don't get it, SirClogsworth. How can you be okay with being trapped in this place? It's dirty, dark, dank, drab...

White better.png Don't forget, derelict, dangerous, duplicatous and discordant...?

Player2.png Deformed, deranged, deviant...

White better.png Daya, dawa, dodgy, dubious, dusty, dismal, dreary!

Player2.png Yeah! And sucks!

White better.png Indeed it does, Mr. Player! But you've made your bed, now you must lie in it.

Player2.png Oh, fine. It's just sad that I'll never get to see any of my old friends again, like Veteran, Poopyfarts, Mother...

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png ...and Mr. Cheese!

Player2.png Mr. Cheese?! You're here too?!

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png Yes, freaking bullcrap. I cheated like four episodes ago when I created TheGentlebot.

White better.png Greetings and salutations to you, fellow cheater! I am SirClogsworth.

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png Why hello, SirClogsworth. My name, Mr. Cheese.

Player2.png I can't believe I'm saying this but, I'm so glad you're around, Mr. Cheese. Maybe this lobby won't be so bad after all.

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png Huh, I'll say. This is a magical place with no rules, Player. Just watch this. Look how high I can jump! Hiya!

Player2.png Yeah. Very cool, Mr. Cheese.

White better.png Oh, yes! Allow me to introduce you all, starting with...

Player2.png ...Angel?

White better.png Oh, you know her! She's been here for quite some time. Apparently, she violated the kill cooldown counter!

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png OMG, that explains minute 5:27 of the first episode!

White better.png Next, we have the New England Patriots!

Player2.png Why are the New England Patriots here?

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png Are you kidding me? These guys are the biggest cheaters of all!

White better.png Last but certainly least, we have the most amazing, incredible, be-e-autiful player this game has ever seen! It's Ms. Pink!

MsPink.png Hiya Clogsworth, Who are your friends?

White better.png Hello, Ms. Pink! This orange fellow is Mr. Cheese, and this gentleman is...

Player2.png name's uh...Player...uh-huh...

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png Way to stay smooth, ding dong.

Player2.png Maybe when we get in there, we together. O-or something...n-never's stupid. So dumb.

MsPink.png I like you. See you in there, tiger.

White better.png Wow. It's hard to believe someone like her could be a dirty rotten cheater like the rest of us!

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png Yeah, she just doesn't do for me. Personally, I prefer the subtle round bean shape?

Player2.png She called me tiger, rawr.

White better.png Well, we better start the next match!

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png Wait, it's not going to be another 100 players game again, right? That was horrible!

White better.png No, no, no. This next one will be much...smaller.

[Player and Angel are imposters]

Player2.png Alright, this is my chance. Time to...wait a minute... Why is everything so big?!

Angel2.png Everything's not big, Player. We're just weenie eenie beenie.

Player2.png B-but why?

Angel2.png Haven't you played with the tiny impostor mod on before?

Player2.png No? This is crazy!

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png *deeper voice* My name...Mr...Cheese!

Player2.png Okay, this is the stuff of nightmares. How are we even supposed to kill people like this?

Angel2.png Don't worry, I've got this! Hup, hiya!

[Angel slashed Mr. Cheese in half]

Mr. Cheese-AUL-14.png *deeper voice* Huh? Owchie

Player2.png Wow! Angel, that was incredible!

Angel2.png You see, Player, it isn't that hard. In fact, being tiny can be lots of fun!

Player2.png Yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, we can do this!

Angel2.png You bet we can. Now come on, we've got a game to win and players to-

[Ms. Pink stomped on Angel]

Player2.png Angel!

Player2.png Whoa! Ms. Pink?

MsPink.png Hey, little guy. Enjoying the game?

Player2.png I- I don't understand! How did you kill Angel? She was an impostor!

MsPink.png Isn't it obvious? I cheated!

Player2.png Oh, right.

MsPink.png And it looks like you're next, stud.

Player2.png Wait, no! AAAAAH!

[Dead body reported]

White better.png Ms. Pink, I found Mr. Cheese's body in the cafeteria!

MsPink.png Yes, I know. I was able to kill Angel, the impostor responsible for his death. And now, we just have to vote out Player.

White better.png Why do you think it's Player?

MsPink.png Because we have the tiny impostor mod on, and he is very, very small.

Player2.png You know what? Fine, I am an impostor. But if this is a cheater's lobby where anyone can do whatever they want, then why does it even matter? Ms. Pink has killed more players than I have. I don't even care about winning anymore. I just wanna go back to my friends.

White better.png Well, there's only one way out of the cheater's lobby, kid, and no on'e willing to do it.

Player2.png I'll do it! I'll do anything! What is it?

White better.png You just have to renounce your victory to Innersloth, admitting that you never really won--because you cheated, and cheating is bad!

Player2.png You mean, I just have to say something like...

Player2.pngI'm sorry, Innersloth, grandmasters of Among Us. I really, really wanted to win, so I cheated. I never should have convinced my friends that it was idea. I've learned my lesson. I know that victory doesn't count, I renounce it all. Cheating is wrong and is never worth it. And when I finally do win one for real, it'll be because I deserved it, not because I used some cheap mod.

[Player was sent back to real lobby]

Player2.png Wow, I can't believe that actually worked.