Changes: Among Us Logic 14: Cheaters Lobby/Transcript

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[Shh intro]

[Player is a crewmate with 100 players, there are 10 impostors Among Us]

What the? This can't be right!

[Emergency Meeting]

Okay, can anyone tell me what's going on here?

Well, uh, you see...

[98 players are talking]

Oh my god! My ears, my ears! Uhh, make it stop!

[Player vote himself out]

Oh, thank god.

[Player went back to cheater lobby]

It's not fair. I finally won a match and just because I cheated a tiny little bit, I'm stuck in this cheater's lobby forever? I don't get it, SirClogsworth. How can you be okay with being trapped in this place? It's dirty, dark, dank, drab...

Don't forget, derelict, dangerous, duplicatous and discordant...?

Deformed, deranged, deviant...

Daya, dawa, dodgy, dubious, dusty, dismal, dreary!

Yeah! And um...uh...it sucks!

Indeed it does, Mr. Player! But you've made your bed, now you must lie in it.

Oh, fine. It's just sad that I'll never get to see any of my old friends again, like Veteran, Poopyfarts, Mother...

...and Mr. Cheese!

Mr. Cheese?! You're here too?!

Yes, freaking bullcrap. I cheated like four episodes ago when I created TheGentlebot.

Greetings and salutations to you, fellow cheater! I am SirClogsworth.

Why hello, SirClogsworth. My name, Mr. Cheese.

I can't believe I'm saying this but, I'm so glad you're around, Mr. Cheese. Maybe this lobby won't be so bad after all.

Huh, I'll say. This is a magical place with no rules, Player. Just watch this. Look how high I can jump! Hiya!

Yeah. Very cool, Mr. Cheese.

Oh, yes! Allow me to introduce you all, starting with...

...Angel?

Oh, you know her! She's been here for quite some time. Apparently, she violated the kill cooldown counter!

OMG, that explains minute 5:27 of the first episode!

Next, we have the New England Patriots!

Why are the New England Patriots here?

Are you kidding me? These guys are the biggest cheaters of all!

Last but certainly least, we have the most amazing, incredible, be-e-autiful player this game has ever seen! It's Ms. Pink!

Hiya Clogsworth, Who are your friends?

Hello, Ms. Pink! This orange fellow is Mr. Cheese, and this gentleman is...

Hi...uh...my name's uh...Player...uh-huh...

Way to stay smooth, ding dong.

Maybe when we get in there, we could...work together. O-or something...n-never mind...it's stupid. So dumb.

I like you. See you in there, tiger.

Wow. It's hard to believe someone like her could be a dirty rotten cheater like the rest of us!

Yeah, she just doesn't do for me. Personally, I prefer the subtle round bean shape?

She called me tiger, rawr.

Well, we better start the next match!

Wait, it's not going to be another 100 players game again, right? That was horrible!

No, no, no. This next one will be much...smaller.

[Player and Angel are imposters]

Alright, this is my chance. Time to...wait a minute... Why is everything so big?!

Everything's not big, Player. We're just weenie eenie beenie.

B-but why?

Haven't you played with the tiny impostor mod on before?

No? This is crazy!

*deeper voice* My name...Mr...Cheese!

Okay, this is the stuff of nightmares. How are we even supposed to kill people like this?

Don't worry, I've got this! Hup, hiya!

[Angel slashed Mr. Cheese in half]

*deeper voice* Huh? Owchie

Wow! Angel, that was incredible!

You see, Player, it isn't that hard. In fact, being tiny can be lots of fun!

Yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, we can do this!

You bet we can. Now come on, we've got a game to win and players to-

[Ms. Pink stomped on Angel]

Angel!

Whoa! Ms. Pink?

Hey, little guy. Enjoying the game?

I- I don't understand! How did you kill Angel? She was an impostor!

Isn't it obvious? I cheated!

Oh, right.

And it looks like you're next, stud.

Wait, no! AAAAAH!

[Dead body reported]

Ms. Pink, I found Mr. Cheese's body in the cafeteria!

Yes, I know. I was able to kill Angel, the impostor responsible for his death. And now, we just have to vote out Player.

Why do you think it's Player?

Because we have the tiny impostor mod on, and he is very, very small.

You know what? Fine, I am an impostor. But if this is a cheater's lobby where anyone can do whatever they want, then why does it even matter? Ms. Pink has killed more players than I have. I don't even care about winning anymore. I just wanna go back to my friends.

Well, there's only one way out of the cheater's lobby, kid, and no on'e willing to do it.

I'll do it! I'll do anything! What is it?

You just have to renounce your victory to Innersloth, admitting that you never really won--because you cheated, and cheating is bad!

You mean, I just have to say something like...

I'm sorry, Innersloth, grandmasters of Among Us. I really, really wanted to win, so I cheated. I never should have convinced my friends that it was idea. I've learned my lesson. I know that victory doesn't count, I renounce it all. Cheating is wrong and is never worth it. And when I finally do win one for real, it'll be because I deserved it, not because I used some cheap mod.

[Player was sent back to real lobby]

Wow, I can't believe that actually worked.

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-''For the cast list, click [[Among Us Logic 14: Cheaters Lobby#Characters|here]].''
+<div style="text-align: center;">''For the cast list, click [[Among Us Logic 14: Cheaters Lobby#Characters|here]].''</div>
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+'''[Shh intro]'''
-Player: What the? This can't be right!
+'''[Player is a crewmate with 100 players, there are 10 impostors Among Us]'''
-Player: Okay, can anyone tell me what's going on here?
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} What the? This can't be right!
-ProGamer: Well, uh, you see...
+'''[Emergency Meeting]'''
-Player: Oh my god! My ears, my ears! Uhh, make it stop!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Okay, can anyone tell me what's going on here?
-Player: Oh, thank god.
+[[File:Pro.png|75px]] Well, uh, you see...
-Player: It's not fair. I finally won a match and just because I cheated a tiny little bit, I'm stuck in this cheater's lobby forever? I don't get it, SirClogsworth. How can you be okay with being trapped in this place? It's dirty, dark, dank, drab...
+'''[98 players are talking]'''
-SirClogsworth: Don't forget, derelict, dangerous, duplicatous and discordant...?
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Oh my god! My ears, my ears! Uhh, make it stop!
-Player: Deformed, deranged, deviant...
+'''[Player vote himself out]'''
-SirClogsworth: Daya, dawa, dodgy, dubious, dusty, dismal, dreary!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Oh, thank god.
-Player: Yeah! And um...uh...it sucks!
+'''[Player went back to cheater lobby]'''
-SirClogsworth: Indeed it does, Mr. Player! But you've made your bed, now you must lie in it.
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} It's not fair. I finally won a match and just because I cheated a tiny little bit, I'm stuck in this cheater's lobby forever? I don't get it, SirClogsworth. How can you be okay with being trapped in this place? It's dirty, dark, dank, drab...
-Player: Oh, fine. It's just sad that I'll never get to see any of my old friends again, like Veteran, Poopyfarts, Mother...
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Don't forget, derelict, dangerous, duplicatous and discordant...?
-Mr. Cheese: ...and Mr. Cheese!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Deformed, deranged, deviant...
-Player: Mr. Cheese?! You're here too?!
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Daya, dawa, dodgy, dubious, dusty, dismal, dreary!
-Mr. Cheese: Yes, freaking bullcrap. I cheated like four episodes ago when I created TheGentlebot.
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Yeah! And um...uh...it sucks!
-SirClogsworth: Greetings and salutationsto you, fellow cheater! I am SirClogsworth.
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Indeed it does, Mr. Player! But you've made your bed, now you must lie in it.
-Mr. Cheese: Why hello, SirClogsworth. My name, Mr. Cheese.
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Oh, fine. It's just sad that I'll never get to see any of my old friends again, like Veteran, Poopyfarts, Mother...
-Player: I can't believe I'm saying this but, I'm so glad you're around, Mr. Cheese. Maybe this lobby won't be so bad after all.
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} ...and Mr. Cheese!
-Mr. Cheese: Huh, I'll say. This is a magical place with no rules, Player. Just watch this. Look how high I can jump! Hiya!
-Player: Yeah. Very cool, Mr. Cheese.
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Mr. Cheese?! You're here too?!
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} Yes, freaking bullcrap. I cheated like four episodes ago when I created TheGentlebot.
-SirClogsworth: Oh, yes! Allow me to introduce you all, starting with...
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Greetings and salutations to you, fellow cheater! I am SirClogsworth.
-Player: ...Angel?
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} Why hello, SirClogsworth. My name, Mr. Cheese.
-SirClogsworth: Oh, you know her! She's been here for quite some time. Apparently, she violated the kill cooldown counter!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} I can't believe I'm saying this but, I'm so glad you're around, Mr. Cheese. Maybe this lobby won't be so bad after all.
-Mr. Cheese: OMG, that explains minute 5:27 of the first episode!
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} Huh, I'll say. This is a magical place with no rules, Player. Just watch this. Look how high I can jump! Hiya!
-SirClogsworth: Next, we have the New England Patriots!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Yeah. Very cool, Mr. Cheese.
-Player: Why are the New England Patriots here?
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Oh, yes! Allow me to introduce you all, starting with...
-Mr. Cheese: Are you kidding me? These guys are the biggest cheaters of all!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} ...Angel?
-SirClogsworth: Last but certainly least, we have the most amazing, incredible, be-e-autiful player this game has ever seen! It's Ms. Pink!
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Oh, you know her! She's been here for quite some time. Apparently, she violated the kill cooldown counter!
-Ms. Pink: Who are your friends?
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} OMG, that explains minute 5:27 of the first episode!
-SirClogsworth: Hello, Ms. Pink! This orange fellow is Mr. Cheese, and this gentleman is...
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Next, we have the New England Patriots!
-Player: Hi...uh...my name's uh...Player...uh-huh...
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Why are the New England Patriots here?
-Mr. Cheese: Way to stay smooth, ding dong.
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} Are you kidding me? These guys are the biggest cheaters of all!
-Player: Maybe when we get in there, we could...work together. O-or something...n-never mind...it's stupid. So dumb.
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Last but certainly least, we have the most amazing, incredible, be-e-autiful player this game has ever seen! It's Ms. Pink!
-Ms. Pink: I like you. See you in there, tiger.
+[[File:MsPink.png|75px]] Hiya Clogsworth, Who are your friends?
-SirClogsworth: Wow. It's hard to believe someone like her could be a dirty rotten cheater like the rest of us!
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Hello, Ms. Pink! This orange fellow is Mr. Cheese, and this gentleman is...
-Mr. Cheese: Yeah, she just doesn't do for me. Personally, I prefer the subtle round bean shape?
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Hi...uh...my name's uh...Player...uh-huh...
-Player: She called me tiger, rawr.
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} Way to stay smooth, ding dong.
-SirClogsworth: Well, we better start the next match!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Maybe when we get in there, we could...work together. O-or something...n-never mind...it's stupid. So dumb.
-Mr. Cheese: Wait, it's not going to be another 100 players game again, right? That was horrible!
+[[File:MsPink.png|75px]] I like you. See you in there, tiger.
-SirClogsworth: No, no, no. This next one will be much...smaller.
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Wow. It's hard to believe someone like her could be a dirty rotten cheater like the rest of us!
-Player: Alright, this is my chance. Time to...wait a minute... Why is everything so big?!
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} Yeah, she just doesn't do for me. Personally, I prefer the subtle round bean shape?
-Angel: Everything's not big, Player. We're just weenie eenie beenie.
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} She called me tiger, rawr.
-Player: B-but why?
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Well, we better start the next match!
-Angel: Haven't you played with the tiny impostor mod on before?
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} Wait, it's not going to be another 100 players game again, right? That was horrible!
-Player: No? This is crazy!
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] No, no, no. This next one will be much...smaller.
-Mr. Cheese: My name...Mr...Cheese!
+'''[Player and Angel are imposters]'''
-Player: Okay, this is the stuff of nightmares. How are we even supposed to kill people like this?
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Alright, this is my chance. Time to...wait a minute... Why is everything so big?!
-Angel: Don't worry, I've got this! Hup, hiya!
+[[File:Angel2.png|75px]] Everything's not big, Player. We're just weenie eenie beenie.
-Mr. Cheese: Huh?
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} B-but why?
+[[File:Angel2.png|75px]] Haven't you played with the tiny impostor mod on before?
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} No? This is crazy!
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} *deeper voice* My name...Mr...Cheese!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Okay, this is the stuff of nightmares. How are we even supposed to kill people like this?
+[[File:Angel2.png|75px]] Don't worry, I've got this! Hup, hiya!
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+'''[Angel slashed Mr. Cheese in half]'''
+{{Icon| Mr. Cheese's Animated Version |75px}} *deeper voice* Huh? Owchie
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Wow! Angel, that was incredible!
+[[File:Angel2.png|75px]] You see, Player, it isn't that hard. In fact, being tiny can be lots of fun!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, we can do this!
+[[File:Angel2.png|75px]] You bet we can. Now come on, we've got a game to win and players to-
+'''[Ms. Pink stomped on Angel]'''
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Angel!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Whoa! Ms. Pink?
+[[File:MsPink.png|75px]] Hey, little guy. Enjoying the game?
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} I- I don't understand! How did you kill Angel? She was an impostor!
+[[File:MsPink.png|75px]] Isn't it obvious? I cheated!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Oh, right.
+[[File:MsPink.png|75px]] And it looks like you're next, stud.
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Wait, no! AAAAAH!
+'''[Dead body reported]'''
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Ms. Pink, I found Mr. Cheese's body in the cafeteria!
+[[File:MsPink.png|75px]] Yes, I know. I was able to kill Angel, the impostor responsible for his death. And now, we just have to vote out Player.
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Why do you think it's Player?
+[[File:MsPink.png|75px]] Because we have the tiny impostor mod on, and he is very, very small.
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} You know what? Fine, I am an impostor. But if this is a cheater's lobby where anyone can do whatever they want, then why does it even matter? Ms. Pink has killed more players than I have. I don't even care about winning anymore. I just wanna go back to my friends.
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] Well, there's only one way out of the cheater's lobby, kid, and no on'e willing to do it.
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} I'll do it! I'll do anything! What is it?
+[[File:White better.png|75px]] You just have to renounce your victory to Innersloth, admitting that you never really won--because you cheated, and cheating is bad!
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} You mean, I just have to say something like...
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}}I'm sorry, Innersloth, grandmasters of Among Us. I really, really wanted to win, so I cheated. I never should have convinced my friends that it was idea. I've learned my lesson. I know that victory doesn't count, I renounce it all. Cheating is wrong and is never worth it. And when I finally do win one for real, it'll be because I deserved it, not because I used some cheap mod.
+'''[Player was sent back to real lobby]'''
+{{Icon|Player's Animated Version|75px}} Wow, I can't believe that actually worked.
+[[Category:Transcripts]]