[Shh intro]
[Player is a crewmate with 100 players, there are 10 impostors Among Us]
What the? This can't be right!
[Emergency Meeting]
Okay, can anyone tell me what's going on here?
Well, uh, you see...
[98 players are talking]
Oh my god! My ears, my ears! Uhh, make it stop!
[Player vote himself out]
Oh, thank god.
[Player went back to cheater lobby]
It's not fair. I finally won a match and just because I cheated a tiny little bit, I'm stuck in this cheater's lobby forever? I don't get it, SirClogsworth. How can you be okay with being trapped in this place? It's dirty, dark, dank, drab...
Don't forget, derelict, dangerous, duplicatous and discordant...?
Deformed, deranged, deviant...
Daya, dawa, dodgy, dubious, dusty, dismal, dreary!
Yeah! And um...uh...it sucks!
Indeed it does, Mr. Player! But you've made your bed, now you must lie in it.
Oh, fine. It's just sad that I'll never get to see any of my old friends again, like Veteran, Poopyfarts, Mother...
...and Mr. Cheese!
Mr. Cheese?! You're here too?!
Yes, freaking bullcrap. I cheated like four episodes ago when I created TheGentlebot.
Greetings and salutations to you, fellow cheater! I am SirClogsworth.
Why hello, SirClogsworth. My name, Mr. Cheese.
I can't believe I'm saying this but, I'm so glad you're around, Mr. Cheese. Maybe this lobby won't be so bad after all.
Huh, I'll say. This is a magical place with no rules, Player. Just watch this. Look how high I can jump! Hiya!
Yeah. Very cool, Mr. Cheese.
Oh, yes! Allow me to introduce you all, starting with...
...Angel?
Oh, you know her! She's been here for quite some time. Apparently, she violated the kill cooldown counter!
OMG, that explains minute 5:27 of the first episode!
Next, we have the New England Patriots!
Why are the New England Patriots here?
Are you kidding me? These guys are the biggest cheaters of all!
Last but certainly least, we have the most amazing, incredible, be-e-autiful player this game has ever seen! It's Ms. Pink!
Hiya Clogsworth, Who are your friends?
Hello, Ms. Pink! This orange fellow is Mr. Cheese, and this gentleman is...
Hi...uh...my name's uh...Player...uh-huh...
Way to stay smooth, ding dong.
Maybe when we get in there, we could...work together. O-or something...n-never mind...it's stupid. So dumb.
I like you. See you in there, tiger.
Wow. It's hard to believe someone like her could be a dirty rotten cheater like the rest of us!
Yeah, she just doesn't do for me. Personally, I prefer the subtle round bean shape?
She called me tiger, rawr.
Well, we better start the next match!
Wait, it's not going to be another 100 players game again, right? That was horrible!
No, no, no. This next one will be much...smaller.
[Player and Angel are imposters]
Alright, this is my chance. Time to...wait a minute... Why is everything so big?!
Everything's not big, Player. We're just weenie eenie beenie.
B-but why?
Haven't you played with the tiny impostor mod on before?
No? This is crazy!
*deeper voice* My name...Mr...Cheese!
Okay, this is the stuff of nightmares. How are we even supposed to kill people like this?
Don't worry, I've got this! Hup, hiya!
[Angel slashed Mr. Cheese in half]
*deeper voice* Huh? Owchie
Wow! Angel, that was incredible!
You see, Player, it isn't that hard. In fact, being tiny can be lots of fun!
Yeah, I guess you're right. Okay, we can do this!
You bet we can. Now come on, we've got a game to win and players to-
[Ms. Pink stomped on Angel]
Angel!
Whoa! Ms. Pink?
Hey, little guy. Enjoying the game?
I- I don't understand! How did you kill Angel? She was an impostor!
Isn't it obvious? I cheated!
Oh, right.
And it looks like you're next, stud.
Wait, no! AAAAAH!
[Dead body reported]
Ms. Pink, I found Mr. Cheese's body in the cafeteria!
Yes, I know. I was able to kill Angel, the impostor responsible for his death. And now, we just have to vote out Player.
Why do you think it's Player?
Because we have the tiny impostor mod on, and he is very, very small.
You know what? Fine, I am an impostor. But if this is a cheater's lobby where anyone can do whatever they want, then why does it even matter? Ms. Pink has killed more players than I have. I don't even care about winning anymore. I just wanna go back to my friends.
Well, there's only one way out of the cheater's lobby, kid, and no on'e willing to do it.
I'll do it! I'll do anything! What is it?
You just have to renounce your victory to Innersloth, admitting that you never really won--because you cheated, and cheating is bad!
You mean, I just have to say something like...
I'm sorry, Innersloth, grandmasters of Among Us. I really, really wanted to win, so I cheated. I never should have convinced my friends that it was idea. I've learned my lesson. I know that victory doesn't count, I renounce it all. Cheating is wrong and is never worth it. And when I finally do win one for real, it'll be because I deserved it, not because I used some cheap mod.
[Player was sent back to real lobby]
Wow, I can't believe that actually worked.