Come on Veterabbit, you're up!
Yes! Uh, just give me a minute! Alright Veteran, you only have one shot , do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.
[Veteran singing Top Speed by Nbhd Nick]
Veteran! Veteran! Veteran! Veteran!
I'm awake! I'm awake!
Let me guess…the eight mile dream again?
How'd the gorillas react?
Oh no, that's the weird part, this time the crowd was just full of normal people.
Well there's no more time for napping, Captain says he's gonna make an important announcement soon.
Salutations, my good sirs.
What's up, my homies?
Hey, TheGentleman! (Sound annoyed) And Mr. Egg.
What do you think Captain's announcements going to be?
"What do you think Captain's announcements going to be?" That's how stupid you sound all the time Mr. Egg. You idiot! You dumb dork moron!
Mr. Player, you forget yourself!
Yeah dude, you're giving off a really weird energy right now.
He started it!
Alright, pay attention everyone! I thought maybe we could try something a little bit different this round, what do you think about adding a third impostor?
A third impostor!? That's lunacy!
It's lunacy he says!
*Mimics Mr. Egg*
Yeah two impostors are bad enough, think of the children!
Dude, like it just seems like it might mess with the whole vibe, you know.
Technically speaking, it would make it exponentially more difficult to win as a crewmate.
I agree with Engineer, he's so smart…and handsome.
Dude, how the heck did Engineer pull such a smoking hottie, hoba hoba.
Everyone looks exactly the same here, Veteran.
Okay yeah, just telling yourself that pal.
Enough everyone, I hear you loud and clear; you don't want to add a third impostor, but since we all know that these informal bow-wow sessions are largely ceremonial I’m gonna go ahead with the changes anyway.
That seems about right.
[Captain, Mr. Cheese as Player, and Mother are the Impostors]
Dude, why'd we stop? Let's go finish our tasks together, I'm probably gonna help with at least all of them.
Hey, you go ahead Veteran, I'm just gonna hang out with Captain for a bit.
Well, uh, because-
Because he's best friends with me now, and you're crampin’ our style.
Player… is this true?
Uh, yeah, I'm best friends with the Captain now.
Get lost, loser! I'm in, and you're out.
Fine! Then I guess I won't be needing this anymore. *Throws BFF Bracelet on the ground* *Runs away crying*
I know that you were trying to get rid of him so we could work together as impostors, but that was a little harsh don't you think?
Oh yeah, we are both impostors aren't we? I totally forgot about that whole thing.
Oh howdy gang, I am really loving being on the impostor team for once! *giggles* So how many people have you killed?
Uh zero, how many have you killed?
Ah, just the one so far, but Timmy here did most of the stabbing! Oh, they grow up so fast!
[Dead Body Reported]
Jeese louise! I am totally surprised to find out that a murder just happened. It probably wasn't Mother or anything.
Yeah, like, I wasn't thinking it was her at all.
Cool cool cool, it sounds like we're on the same page.
I for one believe the killer was none other than Veteran!
What? But I'm the guy who reported the body, when I ran past it in Admin I was like "Oh my god, no way! Someone should totally report this!" Then I realized that someone should probably be me.
If I might interject there's a reasonable probability that it's Stoner.
I'm sorry, Stoner, but I did see you near Admin not too long before Veteran reported.
*Hugs Engineer* I love it when you use that big big brain of yours babe, you know so many facts.
With the most important fact being that I love you times infinity.
Aaawwww *still hugging Engineer*
Barf, can we please get on with the voting?
Yeah, I’ll gladly vote myself out so I don't have to hear any of that gooey romantic crap.
All those in favor of casting Stoner into the cruel fiery lava pit of torment say aye.
[Stoner was not an Impostor.]
Well gang, we may not have found the killer this time, but something tells me that we're about to crack this case wide open.
All right, so who's going to kill who?
I want to kill Veteran. Player only has enough room in his life for one bff. You probably want him dead too don't you Player? You know revenge for him betraying you in the last round and all-
Yeah yeah yeah, we'll get to Veteran…but our primary target is Mr. Egg. He's the biggest threat.
Mr. Egg? The lackey who follows TheGentleman's every command, that's our biggest threat?!
Yes, now come on let's get out of-
Hey fellow crewmates any cool tasks in here?
Mother, he's on to us!
[Captain and Mother killed Veteran]
Oh my god, that was Franklin's first word!
[Dead Body Reported]
Holy cow, what? another murder? That’s crazy.
It was Mother.
*gasp* What? (through gritted teeth) Player, why are you?
I was in the room when it all went down. I saw everything, it was definitely her.
And why should we believe you?
Eggs-quisite question, sir.
Please ,just ,vote out Mother, I know it's her, if she's not an impostor, vote me out next round.
I suppose that makes sense.
Folks folks, it's not me, we can work this out, it's-
Save it for the swap meet, Grandma! All those in favor of voting out Mother, say aye.
Everyone except Mother: Aye!
But my childreeeeee-- *scream*
[Mother was an Impostor.]
Ah, looks like you were telling the truth, Mr. Player.
Yes, and there are only a few tasks left to complete.
Let's go, babe.
Hey, uh, Player, you did know that Mother was one of us impostors, right?
Yes Captain, obviously I knew that, but we were so close to my first win. I couldn't take any chances, I needed everyone to trust me. If you and me can pull off a double kill right now the impostors are victorious. You’re going to take TheGentleman, Mr. Egg is mine. He needs to suffer…
Why are you so obsessed with Mr. Egg all of a sudden?
Nah, don't worry about that, let's go.
Quick, now's our chance.
Oh good evening Captain nice to- *neck snapped*
Hey Player I did it! I snapped TheGentleman's neck.
Oh my god, you monsters!
This is it Mr. Egg. Any last words before I slice you into million pieces?
I don't understand Player, what did I do to you?
Oh, you didn't do anything to Player. But my name's not Player.
No! It. Can't. Be!
My name… MR. CHEESE! *sliced Mr. Egg*
[Player enters the Lobby]
Guys? Guys? Huh, I guess they must’ve started without me.