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This is it Veteran, we'll finally have the power to bring back people from the dead!
I know this helps the crewmates win and all, but at what cost?
Shut up Veteran, you don't know what it's like to lose game after game after game, I'll do anything to win. Pull the lever.
Yes, Dr. Playerstein.
[Veteran pulls the lever]
[PoopyFarts hand is moving]
Look Veteran! It's alive, it's alive, it's alive, it's alive! You must have so many questions.
Yeah. Actually, now that you mention it, how is lightning in space? Why are we operating on Mr. PoopyFarts while he's still in the space suit? Also are we even sure he was a crewmate? Couldn't he have also been an impostor?
Don't be ridiculous, Veteran, PoopyFarts is definitely a crewmate-
See, I totally I called that.
[Defeat by Bro and PoopyFarts96]
[Player with devil horns entered the lobby]
Hey, Player. Check out my stume.
Uh, it's short for costume. Try to keep up, boomer.
Veteran, you're not even wearing a costume.
Uh, do you not see the sick banana on my head, I mean this is pinnacle Halloween, am I right?
Whatever you say, man. At least you're wearing something new. You didn't want to dress up at all, TheGentleman? Even I changed into these cool devil horns.
Nah. But I am dressed up my good sir. Today I am wearing only one top hat instead of two, as if I was some filthy street commodore. *laugh*
My name Mr. Pumpkin!
SHUT UP MR.!, um, aham, I'm sorry Mr. Pumpkin, I didn't mean to yell at you. I just don't enjoy you constantly repeating what your name is all the time.
Thank you for vocalizing your frustrations! I both hear your concerns and I will actively try to work on them.
No problem. I love you.
I said I love you. 💖
I love you too.
Okay can someone please tell me what's going on?
Oh yeah you missed the last game. TheGentleman and Mr. Cheese are work associates again.
Um, my name Mr. Pumpkin.
Oh sorry, TheGentleman and Mr. Pumpkin are work associates again.
Oh well I guess that's nice.
You know what else is nice. All these new costumes everyone looks so dashing compared to their normal drab selves, it's quite the shindig.
Why don't you give me the rundown?
Certainly. First we have Captain who is now rocking a paper boat on his head for some reason.
My friend Bill made me this hat.
And next is PoopyFarts, foregoing his usual toiletries to adorn a giant fake knife.
It's not a fake knife.
Interesting, the next on our list is Bro. He's even more into himself than usual.
You have the right to remain gorgeous, as you're handsome as balls mirror bro.
And of course that leaves us with Mother.
Oh I’m not a Mother tonight, I dropped the kids off with their dad for Halloween this year and I’m ready to cut loose.
I like the sound of that.
Careful, TheGentleman! I can cast a love spell on you. I am a witch after all. *giggles* Boo.
Um aham aham.
Um I mean I’m sorry Mother I currently find myself involved in a much more pumpkin-shaped agreement at this time.
Okay, I’m just gonna go ahead and start the game myself.
[Player as Crewmate there are 2 impostors among us]
[Paper boat hat goes in the vent]
No! Bill's going to kill me.
Hi there, Captain, what a nice boat. Do you want it back?
Yep, sure do.
You look like a nice boy, I bet you got lots of friends.
Well, I definitely have two. Player is my bestie best, but I recently made a new friend named Bill and boy does he sure love boats. Billy the boatman is what I call him.
Well I could be friend Captain, here, take your boat back. Take it.
Sure thing friendo.
*opens his mouth to kill Captain*
[TheGentleman was spying on Mother]
[Phone ringing Unknown Caller]
*pick up the phone* Hello.
Who is this?
Well, who are you trying to reach?
I don't know.
Ah well I think you got the wrong number.
Do I. Tell me Mother, have you checked the children?
*hangs up and calls 911*
Hello, officer Bro here.
Hey, Bro, I’m in communications right now and I just had a really scary call from a stranger.
Alright if he calls back I can trace where it's coming from.
Okay *hang up*
[phone ringing Unknown Caller]
*pick up the phone* Hello.
You know, you're really scaring me. Is that what you want?
Then what do you want?
I want to win as the impostor. *hangs up*
[Phone ringing 911]
Mother, this is officer Bro, I traced the call, it's coming from inside the ship.
[Wooden door is closed]
Since when did this room get a wooden door?
[Veteran reading the papers]
All work and no play makes Mr. Pumpkin a dull boy. *flipping more pages* Oh my god.
*breaking wooden door with a axe* Here's Mr. Pumpkin.
[Dead Body Reported]
Okay, so I just found Captain's body, looked like he got dragged down into the vents.
Two for two, Player.
Wait, what was that?
Um nothing, my name Mr. Pumpkin.
Yes, yes it is, but let's get serious people, there's still two impostors on the loose.
Yes indeed, and if we vote the wrong person out then the impostors win.
It's real conundrum I tells ya, what do you think about all this PoopyFarts?
Good one PoopyFarts.
But seriously does anyone understand this guy?
Sorry, I don't speak farts either.
I speak fart.
Oh I mean, uh of course you speak fart.
Yeah, yeah, okay yeah PoopyFarts said he did it.
He says he killed Captain, Mother, and Veteran. And that he’ll do it again if you let him survive this round of voting.
Wow, a full confession during my first shift on the job. I must be the best cop of all time.
Hey guys, are we just going to believe everything Mr. Pumpkin says blindly?
You know, not wanting to vote out a confessed impostor makes you rather sus, Mr. Player.
Yeah we should vote him out instead.
[Player got voted out]
This is what I get for choosing Among Us over trick-or-treating.