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Prologue match[]
[In The Skeld, MedBay. PoopyFarts96 is lying unconscious on a bed. Player and Veteran are beside him.]
PLAYER
This is it, Veteran. We'll finally have the power to bring back people from the dead!
VETERAN
I know this helps the crewmates win and all, but at what cost?
PLAYER
Shut up, Veteran. You don't know what it's like to lose, game after game, after game! I'll do anything to win. Pull the lever!
VETERAN
Y-yes, Dr. Playerstein.
[Veteran pulls down the lever. Player cackles. PoopyFarts96's fingers lightly press.]
PLAYER
Look, Veteran. It's alive! It's alive, it's alive, it's alive! You must have so many questions.
VETERAN
Yeah. Actually, now that you mention it, how is lightning in space? Why are we operating on Mr. PoopyFarts while he's still in the space suit? Also are we even sure he was a crewmate?
[In the background, PoopyFarts96 opens his eyes.]
VETERAN
And, couldn't he have also been an impostor?
PLAYER
Don't be ridiculous, Veteran. PoopyFarts is definitely a crewma-
[PoopyFarts96 gets up and stabs Player with the knife.]
VETERAN
See, I totally called that.
Lobby[]
[Bro and PoopyFarts96 win the match as Impostors. Player enters the lobby. Veteran, TheGentleman, and Mr. Cheese (disguised as Mr. Pumpkin) are inside.]
VETERAN
Hey, Player. Check out my stume.
PLAYER
Stume?
VETERAN
Uh, it's short for costume. Try to keep up, boomer.
PLAYER
Veteran, you're not even wearing a costume.
VETERAN
Uh, do you not see the sick banana on my head? I mean this is pinnacle Halloween, am I right?
PLAYER
Whatever you say, man. At least you're wearing something new. You didn't want to dress up at all, TheGentleman? Even I changed into these cool devil horns.
THEGENTLEMAN
Nah. But I am dressed up, my good sir. Today, I am wearing only one top hat instead of two, as if I was some filthy street commodore, ha-ha!
PLAYER
(he narrows his eyes at TheGentleman) Right...
MR. PUMPKIN
My name, Mr. Pumpkin!
THEGENTLEMAN
Shut up, Mister- (clears his throat) I'm sorry Mr. Pumpkin, I didn't mean to yell at you. (shaking his head) I just don't enjoy you constantly repeating what your name is all the time.
MR. PUMPKIN
Thank you for vocalizing your frustrations! I both hear your concerns, [he thumbs up] and I will actively try to work on them.
THEGENTLEMAN
Thank you.
MR. PUMPKIN
No problem. I love you!
[TheGentleman blushes, and murmurs.]
MR. PUMPKIN
I said, I love you.
[Mr. Pumpkin does the heart-hand sign.]
THEGENTLEMAN
I love you too.
[Mr. Pumpkin hugs TheGentleman.]
VETERAN
Awww.
PLAYER
Okay, can someone please tell me what's going on?
VETERAN
(he turns to Player) Oh yeah, you missed the last game. TheGentleman and Mr. Cheese are work associates again.
MR. PUMPKIN
Um, my name Mr. Pumpkin?
VETERAN
Oh, sorry. TheGentleman and Mr. Pumpkin...are work associates again.
PLAYER
Oh! Well, I guess that's nice.
THEGENTLEMAN
You know what else is nice? All these new costumes everyone looks so dashing, compared to their normal drab selves. It's quite the shindig.
PLAYER
Why don't you give me the rundown?
THEGENTLEMAN
Certainly. First, we have Captain: who is now rocking a paper boat on his head, for some reason.
CAPTAIN
(pointing to his paper boat) My friend Bill made me this hat.
THEGENTLEMAN
And next is PoopyFarts: foregoing his usual toiletries, to adorn a giant fake knife.
PLAYER
It's not a fake knife.
THEGENTLEMAN
Interesting. The next on our list is Bro. He's even more into himself than usual.
BRO
(looks at a mirror) You have the right...to remain gorgeous! You're handsome as balls, mirror bro.
THEGENTLEMAN
And of course, that leaves us with Mother.
MOTHER
(laughs) I’m not a mother tonight. I dropped the kids off with their dad for Halloween this year, and I’m ready to cut loose!
THEGENTLEMAN
I like the sound of that.
MOTHER
Careful, TheGentleman! I can cast a love spell on you. I am a witch after all. [she giggles] Boo!
THEGENTLEMAN
Oh my.
[Mr. Pumpkin clears his throat to catch TheGentleman's attention.]
THEGENTLEMAN
(embarrassed) Um. I mean- I’m sorry, Mother. I currently find myself involved in a much more [Mr. Pumpkin shoves his head to him] pumpkin-shaped agreement at this time.
PLAYER
Okay...I’m just gonna go ahead and start the game myself.
[The match starts. There are two Impostors among ten crewmates. Captain walks to Upper Engine. A belch of smoke blows the paper boat hat off from his head.]
CAPTAIN
My hat!
[Captain's hat falls inside an open vent.]
CAPTAIN
No! Bill's going to kill me!
MR. PUMPKIN
Hi there, Captain!
[Mr. Pumpkin picks up the fallen paper boat and shows it to Captain]
MR. PUMPKIN
What a nice boat. Do you want it back?
CAPTAIN
Yep! Sure do.
MR. PUMPKIN
You look like a nice boy. I bet you got lots of friends.
CAPTAIN
Well, I definitely have two. Player is my bestie best. But I recently made a new friend named Bill, and boy, does he sure love boats. "Billy the boatman" is what I call him.
MR. PUMPKIN
Well I could be friend Captain, here, take your boat back. Take it.
CAPTAIN
(he reaches his hand) Sure thing friendo.
[Mr. Pumpkin opens his mouth and releases his impostor tongue to kill Captain.]
CAPTAIN
Ah!
[In Communications. Someone in their point of view is spying on Mother. An unknown caller calls her. She picks up the phone.]
MOTHER
Hello?
???
Hello.
MOTHER
Yes?
???
Who is this?
MOTHER
Well, who are you trying to reach?
???
I don't know.
MOTHER
Ah well I think you got the wrong number.
???
Do I. Tell me Mother, have you checked the children?
MOTHER
Wait, what?
[The caller hangs up. Mother calls 911.]
BRO
Hello. Officer Bro here.
MOTHER
Hey, Bro. I’m in Communications right now, and I just had a really scary call from a stranger.
BRO
Alright. If he calls back, I can trace where it's coming from.
MOTHER
Okay.
[She hangs up Bro. The unknown caller calls her again.]
MOTHER
Hello?
???
It's me.
MOTHER
You know, you're really scaring me. Is that what you want?
???
No.
MOTHER
Then, what do you want?
???
I want to win as the Impostor.
[The mysterious caller hangs up. Bro calls Mother.]
BRO
Mother. This is officer Bro. I traced the call, it's coming from inside the ship.
[TheGentleman's shadow appears. Mother screams. He pulls out the knife.]
[In a room resembling that of the Overlook Hotel. Veteran walks inside. The door closes shut behind him.]
VETERAN
Since when did this room get a wooden door?
[There is a typewriter with a paper loaded in. Veteran reads the text.]
VETERAN
All work and no play makes Mr. Pumpkin a dull boy.
[Veteran flips more pages of the paper. From behind, Mr. Pumpkin breaks the wooden door with an axe.]
MR. PUMPKIN
Here's Mr. Pumpkin!
[Captain's body is reported.]
PLAYER
Okay, so I just found Captain's body. Looked like he got dragged down into the vents.
MR. PUMPKIN
Two for two, Player.
PLAYER
Wait, what was that?
MR. PUMPKIN
(coughs) Um, nothing! My name, Mr. Pumpkin!
BRO
Yes. Yes, it is. But let's get serious people, there's still two impostors on the loose.
THEGENTLEMAN
Yes indeed. And, if we vote the wrong person out, then the impostors win!
BRO
It's a real conundrum, I tells ya. what do you think about all this, PoopyFarts?
[PoopyFarts96 says something. Everyone else laughs.]
MR. PUMPKIN
Good one, PoopyFarts.
BRO
But seriously, does anyone understand this guy?
PLAYER
Sorry, I don't speak farts either.
MR. PUMPKIN
I speak fart.
THEGENTLEMAN
You do?
MR. PUMPKIN
Shhh!
THEGENTLEMAN
Oh! I mean, uh, of course, you speak fart.
[PoopyFarts96 explains something. Mr. Pumpkin affirms.]
MR. PUMPKIN
Yeah. PoopyFarts said he did it.
PLAYER
Wait, really?
POOPYFARTS96
(farting, he refuses)
MR. PUMPKIN
He says he killed Captain, Mother, and Veteran. And that, he’ll do it again, if you let him survive this round of voting.
BRO
Wow, a full confession during my first shift on the job. I must be the best cop of all time.
POOPYFARTS96
(he refuses again that he has confessed)
PLAYER
Hey guys, are we just going to believe everything Mr. Pumpkin says blindly?
THEGENTLEMAN
You know, not wanting to vote out a confessed impostor makes you rather sus, Mr. Player.
[TheGentleman, Bro, and Mr. Pumpkin have voted.]
BRO
Yeah! We should vote him out instead.
PLAYER
Wait, no!
MR. PUMPKIN
Bye, Player!
[Player is ejected.]
PLAYER
This is what I get for choosing Among Us over trick-or-treating.