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[The Skeld, Weapons.]
STONER
Hurry up, compadre! We gotta finish our task before that impostor annihilates us! Talk about buzzkill.
PLAYER
I'm on it, Stoner! Remember to stay on your toes. You're a sitting duck while in that chair destroying asteroids!
[Someone kills.]
PLAYER
Stoner?
[Captain is holding a knife while he is beside Stoner's body.]
CAPTAIN
(sweating) Uh, it's not what it looks like?
[Player runs to outside. Captain wastes no time and chases him. Player subconsciously goes straight into Navigation, while the door closes behind him. Player turns around, realizing he went to a dead end, and stops. On the other hand Captain is prying open the door, his impostor mouth already noticeable.]
CAPTAIN
Come on, bestie. Let me in so we can end this!
PLAYER
This is it! I'm doomed!
CAPTAIN
I applaud your valiant efforts, Player. But my cooldown is almost over. You're mere seconds away from being the final kill I need to win.
CAPTAIN
[Before Captain spikes him with the tongue, Player dodges. It hits the steering wheel, electrocuting him.]
[Red falls from above, landing on Captain.]
[Text on black screen says, "There are 3 Impostors among us".]
CAPTAIN
Excuse me. Can you get your freakish body off of me?!
RED
Where am I?
PLAYER
Among Us. Some place very dangerous. This here's Captain, and he's an impostor.
CAPTAIN
No I'm not! The game reset, and I'm a crewmate now.
PLAYER
get behind me, strangely shaped crewmate! Love the red color, by the way.
RED
I'm no crewmate. My name is Red, and I'm a Rainbow Friend! I'm not really sure what Among Us is.
PLAYER
I'm not really sure what Among Us is, but I don't think I trust it.
CAPTAIN
My totally excusable attack on the control panel must have sent it into a frenzy, and open us some sort of wormhole?
RED
Yes. That must've been what happened.
PLAYER
Well, you're here now. So welcome to the game! You can team up with me. I'll show you the ropes.
[Captain drags Player over him.]
CAPTAIN
Player, a word? I don't know if that's the best idea. This guy seems super sus!
PLAYER
He's just a noob! That doesn't make him sus. I'm more skeptical of you than him.
CAPTAIN
Look at his weird eyes and his claw hands. In my expert opinion, he's a grade A sussy baka! Just be careful.
[Captain walks out.]
[Electrical. Engineer is on his hands on the lights fuse box. He hears a large thud. Purple is on the other side of Engineer, against a messy server panel with wires.]
ENGINEER
What are you?!
PURPLE
What are you? Where are your arms?
ENGINEER
Where aren't your arms?!
PURPLE
What's up? You want to throw down, bro? I'll show you how long these arms are.
ENGINEER
Look, I don't want any trouble. I've got task to complete, and you probably do too, so...
PURPLE
Tasks?
ENGINEER
I'm calibrating the distributor. Here. you fix the wiring or something.
PURPLE
(murmuring) Grrrrugh, this guy. Fix wiring or something...fix you.
[Vent opens in the b.g.]
ORANGE
Oh, come on! You think for a room called 'The Cafeteria', this place would have more actual food.
MR. EGG
Woah. What the heck is going on over here...? Did we install some sort of dinosaur mod or something?
[Orange imagines Mr. Egg's body to that of a cooked chicken.]
ORANGE
Oh baby, yeah! That's what I'm talking about.
MR. EGG
Hey now. Why are you looking at me like that?
[Orange licks his lips in renewed hunger.]
ORANGE
Breakfast time!
[Orange's shadow casts over Mr. Egg.]
MR. EGG
Uh oh.
[MedBay. Green lands here.]
STONER
Woah. Far out, man.
GREEN
(sniffs around) I don't think I'm in the Playplace anymore.
STONER
Dude! You're a wacky waving, inflatable-arm flinging too, man? That's radical! Why are you here? You trying to sell me a used car or something?
GREEN
What? No. I'm Green. The blind Rainbow Friend. And you are?
STONER
I'm Stoner, bro. We totally match!
GREEN
I guess I'll have to take your word for it.
[Blue enters Admin.]
BLUE
Hello? Is anyone here? I think I got teleported here somehow and-
[Captain karate-chops the back of Blue's head while in mid-air. Blue falls to the ground.]
CAPTAIN
Go back where you came from, cretin.
[Blue wakes up with a large swollen blister on his head.]
BLUE
Woah, what are you talking about? Why'd you hit me?
CAPTAIN
You and your creepy red friend! You things must be the impostors. I'm sure of it!
BLUE
I don't know anything about an impostor!
CAPTAIN
Sure, you don't. You're all sus, I say.
BLUE
No. I'm not sus! But Red? Red's definitely up to something. He's always the mastermind behind these sorts of things.
CAPTAIN
Alright. Then let's go get him!
[Engineer's body is reported.]
RED
What? What is this?
PLAYER
It's how we try to figure out who's the impostor and vote them out. That way, they can't kill any more of us.
[Captain bangs his fist against the table.]
CAPTAIN
Well obviously one of you rainbow freaks is the impostor.
BLUE
Captain, I thought we were teammates! Rainbow Friends!
CAPTAIN
Please. We're Rainbow Acquaintances at best.
PLAYER
Guys, I reported the body. Purple was trying to flee the scene in the vents.
BLUE
But being in the vents is his thing! You can't blame him for that!
STONER
Oh, we can and we will.
Purple was an impostor
[Shields.]
PLAYER
So what task you got in here?
RED
Uh...something to do with this thing, I think?
PLAYER
Oh, that's easy. Start by pressing the button.
RED
Which button?
PLAYER
All of them. Just start spamming.
[Red trembles, hesistant to do the task.]
RED
Oh! Of course.
[Blue enters with Captain.]
BLUE
Red! You're an impostor.
CAPTAIN
You are the only Rainbow Friend who voted off Purple, one of your kind!
RED
I'm just playing to win!
PLAYER
Yeah. Why are you guys so sure that he's the bad guy here?
BLUE
Because I know for a fact Red came here to take over your world.
[Flashback moments earlier.]
BLUE (narrating)
You see, Red was building a portal machine so he can enter a new dimension. He was bored of just controlling the rainbow friends and being stuck, confined to the playplace. He's a mad scientist, after all. He wanted to branch out. But before he could stabilize his machine, we received a signal from your world. The portal machine went haywire, and it zapped all of us into Among Us.
CAPTAIN
I'm going to call an emergency meeting, stat. You're outta here.
MR. EGG (O.S.)
NOOOOOO!
RED
Oh no! Someone is in trouble! Guess we better go find them and forget all about the emergency meeting.
[Everyone leaves Shields and heads toward the direction of the scream. In Cafeteria, Mr. Egg's body is sticking out of Orange's mouth.]
BLUE
Orange, stop!
[Mr. Egg's body is reported.]
ORANGE
Did we find another impostor?
[Everyone has voted.]
Orange was an impostor
PLAYER
Well that was an easy one.
RED
Orange's hunger knows no bounds. Even if he was a crewmate, he probably would've still eaten that eggy fellow.
CAPTAIN
See? That's what I'm talking about. I've had it with you, rainbow fools. You've done nothing but destroy my crew! None of you can be trusted. You're all going down!
STONER
Woah. Chillax, amigo. My greenn brother from another mother is actually pretty mellow.
GREEN
Thanks, Stoner.
CAPTAIN
Listen, guys. There's two impostors left, and it's obvious it's the two remaining rainbow friends. We gotta get rid of them!
[Lights shut out. An impostor claws someone to death. When the lights turn on, Greenn lies unconscious.]
STONER
Green! Hang in there man!
PLAYER
Who did this? Did anyone see?
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I...can't...see! But I think it was...uh...ugh.
[Green finally dies.]
STONER
No. GREEEEEEN!
[Player, Blue, Red glares at Captain.]
CAPTAIN
What? You think I did it?
BLUE
You just said you wanted to take out the rainbow friends!
CAPTAIN
Yes, but-
STONER
I'll never forgive you for what you've done here today. You can't spell Among Us, without 'us'.
RED
All those in favor of voting off Captain..
BLUE, PLAYER
Aye!
STONER
Aye.
CAPTAIN
Wait, no!
Captain was not an impostor
PLAYER
That's impossible. Captain was a crewmate?
BLUE
Yeah. And I think we should start trusting Captain's instincts. I told you Red was behind these sorts of schemes.
RED
Blue. I know it looks bad, but it's your buddy, Red. Think of all the good times we've had together.
BLUE
Like when you turn me into a monster and separated me from my family and destroyed any assemblance I had of a normal life?
RED
Well, when you put it like that-
PLAYER
Sorry, Red. We're voting you out.
RED
Wait, look! Behind you!
[Player and Blue turn around.]
BLUE
I don't see any-
[Red is seen running away from Cafeteria.]
PLAYER
After him!
STONER
I'm really not seeing anything.
Blue
If you won't go off peacefully, we have to take you out ourselves.
RED
Blue, I swear! I'm not an impostor!
BLUE
Why should we trust you?
RED
Because if I was, why would I run all the way here instead of venting?
BLUE
He's...right. Why wouldn't he just vent?
Red was not an impostor.
[Player goes closer to him.]
BLUE
Huuuh? NOOOOOOOOO!
[From Blue's POV, Player opens his impostor mouth and eats him.]